- James R. 'Rhodey' Rhodes: Fury, I'm telling you man! He's not here!
- Nick Fury: Don't feed me that front office garbage! I'm gonna see Stark, and I mean now!
- Iron Man: Oh, call me reckless, but I also accidently erased everything else in your computers. I hope that won't set Hammer Industries back more than couple, oh, three years.
- Justin Hammer: Give your pretty-boy employer this message, Iron Man! I'm not through with him yet!
- Iron Man: I'm sure he's shaking in his booties.
- Iron Man: Now no one will be able to duplicate the technology you stole, and no one will be harmed by its misuse again!
- H.O.M.E.R.: Sir, the Vault is a high-security prison for super-criminals, like your recent contributions Whirlwind and Blacklash. The elite unit watching them, known as the Mandroids, are federal agents!
- War Machine: Okay, Robin Hood! Tony's in there somewhere!
- Hawkeye: Oh, of course he is. He goes in alone, gets in deep, we save his bacon, and then he goes off alone again. Now there's the makings of a great leader!
- Century: Ah, I have finally arrived! I must say, I miss Parallax. Without my depleted staff, time and space are rather daunting!