Tommy Boy (1995)
Maria Vacratsis: Helen
Quotes
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Tommy : Hey, what's your name?
Helen : Helen.
Tommy : That's nice, you look like a Helen. Helen, we're both in sales. Let me tell you why I suck as a sales man. Let's say I go into a guy's office, let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited. I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet.
[Reaches down and picks up a dinner roll]
Tommy : Now the pet is my possible sale. Hello there pretty little pet, I love you. And then I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it. Hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet.
[Pokes the roll playfully]
Tommy : You're naughty! And then I take my naughty pet and I go...
[makes ripping noises as he tears apart the roll]
Tommy : [Wailing loudly, making the whole restaurant look] Uuuuuuh! I killed it! I killed my sale! And that's when I blow it. That's when people like us have gotta forge ahead, Helen. Am I right?
Helen : God, you're sick.
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Tommy : Richard, do I have a mark on my face? It really hurts.
Richard Hayden : Nope, nothing. I thought I hit you on the shoulder.
Tommy : My shoulder doesn't hurt very much, but my face does.
[points to huge bruised area on his face]
Tommy : Right here. Not here or here so much. Right here.
Richard Hayden : Nope. Ship shape! Waitress, can I get that shrimp cocktail I saw in the glass case?
Helen : Yep. And you, what can I get
[pauses and looks at Tommy's face]
Helen : Jesus, what happened to your face?
Tommy : I knew it!
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Tommy : I'll have chicken wings.
Helen : Kitchen's closed until dinner. We just got cold stuff and desserts.
Tommy : Boy, some chicken wings would really hit the spot. You sure it's closed?
Helen : Let me check.
[she doesn't move, deadpan]
Helen : Yup, it's closed.
Tommy : Okay. I'll just have a sugar packet or two.