Problem Child 3: Junior in Love (1995 TV Movie)

Justin Chapman: Junior Healy

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• Junior Healy : [after Corky and Lila fall through the stage, and the sand bags fall on top of them]  Now THAT'S Entertainment!

• Dr. Peabody : [Junior is strapped to a dentist chair and Dr Peabody gets a stuffed clown plushie]  Look at the funny Mr. Clowny.

  Junior Healy : Clowns! I hate clowns!

  Dr. Peabody : [he throws down the clown plushie]  And I'm sure they hate you too, kid!

• Junior Healy : [after Junior watches Corky's cereal commercial on the TV]  Eat my shorts!

• Tiffany : [about Corky as Peter Pan]  But who is this Magical Boy?

  Junior Healy : [appears as a background weed]  Ahem... he's a conceited little dweeb whose parents are robbing him blind!

  Lila Duvane : [angrily]  Shut up!

  [Junior fondly takes a bow] 

• Lila Duvane : [noticing Junior is fooling around with Corky's holder string backstage]  What the hell do you think you're doing, you little dweeb? Let go of that, now!

  Junior Healy : But...

  Lila Duvane : I SAID, NOW!

  Junior Healy : Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you.

  [he lets go of the string and Corky falls onto Lila and crash through the stage floor] 

• Junior Healy : Hi. This is me. Junior Healy. This is me and my dad Ben Healy. He's the best i love him and he loves me. This is my grandpa Big Ben Healy he's old wrinkly and mean. Believe it or not some people think i'm a devil but i'm not i'm an angel.

• Junior Healy : What a dame!

• Tiffany : Hi Junior.

  Junior Healy : She said my name!

• Junior Healy : [before spooking Corky's horse with a slingshot]  High-ho, Silver!

• Junior Healy : Hey Tiffany you forgot your dress!

• Junior Healy : [after he and Ben are fighting over the car radio just like in the film's beginning]  We're not gonna start this again, are we?

  Ben Healy : Well, how do you expect me to react, huh? Am I supposed to be proud? Two minutes into your first roller-hockey game and you're banned for life?

  Junior Healy : You're always telling me to give it my all.

  Ben Healy : Yeah, well, I'm starting to see a pattern emerging here, Junior, and I'm not happy about it.

  Junior Healy : Hey, Dad, hockey's a dangerous sport.

  Ben Healy : I'm not talking about hockey. I'm talking about the way you treat people.

  Junior Healy : I did nothing to Blade and those other guys that they wouldn't have done to me.

  Ben Healy : [sarcastically]  Mm-hmm.

  Junior Healy : [laughs]  Except they couldn't do it with as much style.

  Ben Healy : Junior, we are a society of rules, okay? Now, what if everyone just went around doing whatever they wanted without any concern what their actions would result in?

  Junior Healy : Yeah, Dad, I know, I know. The judge gave me that whole speech when he issued that restraining order.

  Ben Healy : Well, I guess none of it sunk in. Junior, how do you think I feel when people see us coming and they cross to the other side of the street?

  Junior Healy : Powerful?

  Ben Healy : No, humiliated! Well, from now on, things are going to be different around here and we are gonna have a code of conduct and THIS time, you're going to abide by it.

  [notices Junior unbuckling his seat belt and ready to jump out] 

  Ben Healy : What are you doing?

  Junior Healy : I'm getting out!

  Ben Healy : You just can't leap out of a moving car!

  Junior Healy : Well, anything's better than listening to this lecture.

  Ben Healy : [after firmly pulling the car over]  You know, I wish my father was as hard on me as I am on you. At least, it would have showed me that he cared about me. I don't know if you've noticed or not, Junior, but your grandpa and I, we don't have the greatest relationship in the world.

  Junior Healy : Well, duh.

  Ben Healy : I mean, when I was growing up, anything seemed like it was more important to him than me and I vowed, when I got older and had a son of my own, I was going to be the absolute best father I could be and I don't always hit my mark, but I sure try because I want you to be a better man.

  Junior Healy : Well... do you always have to try so hard on the yelling part?

  Ben Healy : I'm sorry, son, but whenever I see you moving in the wrong direction, I'm gonna do whatever it takes to get you back on track.

  Junior Healy : [happily]  You're right, Dad.

  Ben Healy : [smiles]  Come on, let's go something to eat at Pizzarific.

  Junior Healy : All right!

• The Referee : [grabs Junior from hitting any more players]  Hey, you're out of here, son!

  Junior Healy : Who died and made you king?

  [he smacks the referee in the face, sending him flying across the arena] 

• Junior Healy : [at the obstacle course rally, after Scoutmaster Philm blows his whistle for a sustained amount of time for quiet]  Can you blow that a little louder? I can still hear out of this ear!