Problem Child 3: Junior in Love (1995 TV Movie)

William Katt: Ben Healy

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• Ben Healy : [Junior is bashing out the other hockey players at the game for revenge]  Junior, don't test me!

• Junior Healy : [after he and Ben are fighting over the car radio just like in the film's beginning]  We're not gonna start this again, are we?

  Ben Healy : Well, how do you expect me to react, huh? Am I supposed to be proud? Two minutes into your first roller-hockey game and you're banned for life?

  Junior Healy : You're always telling me to give it my all.

  Ben Healy : Yeah, well, I'm starting to see a pattern emerging here, Junior, and I'm not happy about it.

  Junior Healy : Hey, Dad, hockey's a dangerous sport.

  Ben Healy : I'm not talking about hockey. I'm talking about the way you treat people.

  Junior Healy : I did nothing to Blade and those other guys that they wouldn't have done to me.

  Ben Healy : [sarcastically]  Mm-hmm.

  Junior Healy : [laughs]  Except they couldn't do it with as much style.

  Ben Healy : Junior, we are a society of rules, okay? Now, what if everyone just went around doing whatever they wanted without any concern what their actions would result in?

  Junior Healy : Yeah, Dad, I know, I know. The judge gave me that whole speech when he issued that restraining order.

  Ben Healy : Well, I guess none of it sunk in. Junior, how do you think I feel when people see us coming and they cross to the other side of the street?

  Junior Healy : Powerful?

  Ben Healy : No, humiliated! Well, from now on, things are going to be different around here and we are gonna have a code of conduct and THIS time, you're going to abide by it.

  [notices Junior unbuckling his seat belt and ready to jump out] 

  Ben Healy : What are you doing?

  Junior Healy : I'm getting out!

  Ben Healy : You just can't leap out of a moving car!

  Junior Healy : Well, anything's better than listening to this lecture.

  Ben Healy : [after firmly pulling the car over]  You know, I wish my father was as hard on me as I am on you. At least, it would have showed me that he cared about me. I don't know if you've noticed or not, Junior, but your grandpa and I, we don't have the greatest relationship in the world.

  Junior Healy : Well, duh.

  Ben Healy : I mean, when I was growing up, anything seemed like it was more important to him than me and I vowed, when I got older and had a son of my own, I was going to be the absolute best father I could be and I don't always hit my mark, but I sure try because I want you to be a better man.

  Junior Healy : Well... do you always have to try so hard on the yelling part?

  Ben Healy : I'm sorry, son, but whenever I see you moving in the wrong direction, I'm gonna do whatever it takes to get you back on track.

  Junior Healy : [happily]  You're right, Dad.

  Ben Healy : [smiles]  Come on, let's go something to eat at Pizzarific.

  Junior Healy : All right!