Nick:
Great! I freak in your dream, I freak out in my dream, no wonder I'm so fucking exhausted.
Chad:
What did you call me?
Nick:
You heard me. I called you a "Hostess Twinkie motherfucker," motherfucker!
[
Little person Tito is not happy with the dream sequence]
Tito:
Why does my character have to be a dwarf?
Nick:
He doesn't have to be.
Tito:
Then why is he? Is that the only way you can make this a dream, to put a dwarf in it?
Nick:
No, Tito, I...
Tito:
Have you ever had a dream with a dwarf in it? Do you know anyone who's had a dream with a dwarf in it? No! I don't even have dreams with dwarves in them. The only place I've seen dwarves in dreams is in stupid movies like this! "Oh make it weird, put a dwarf in it!". Everyone will go "Woah, this must be a fuckin' dream, there's a fuckin' dwarf in it!". Well I'm sick of it! You can take this dream sequence and stick it up your ass!
[
Tito doesn't laugh when he's supposed to]
Nick:
Cut! Tito... Didn't feel like laughing, did ya?
Tito:
I did.
Nick:
Oh. Guess I missed it.
Nick:
Hey Bob, you think you can make any more noise with the dolly you creaky motherfucker !
Nick:
Bob, what the fuck is with that smoke, man? Whaddya got in there, a couple of hamsters blowing smoke rings, ferchrissakes?
Chad:
Hey Wolf, is this my mark?
Wolf:
Until you fucking change it.
Nick:
There needs to be more tension when you see him.
Nicole Springer:
I thought I wasn't supposed to see him.
Nick:
Well, maybe you see him a little.
Wanda:
Is everybody hurt? Is anyone okay?
Chad:
Roll that motherfucking camera, Wolfie!
Wolf:
Kiss my ass!
Chad:
YEAH!
Nicole Springer:
I feel like such an asshole.
Nick:
You're just saying that because you have Preparation-H on your face.
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