The Brady Bunch Movie (1995)

Jennifer Elise Cox: Jan Brady

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• Marcia Brady : [in Jan's thought]  But Jan, you don't have friends. You're just jealous Jan.

  [Jan wakes up, holds a pair of scissors like a knife, and starts to cut Marcia's hair] 

  Cindy Brady : Jan, what are you doing?

  Jan Brady : Go back to sleep Cindy!

  Cindy Brady : Jan don't. Marcia's hair is so beautiful.

  Jan Brady : Exactly. That's why I'm gonna make alot of money when I sell it.

  [Jan continues to cut Marcia's hair] 

  Jan Brady : [laughs psychotically] 

  Cindy Brady : [Screams] 

  [Carol and Alice come into the room] 

  Carol Brady : Jan, what are you doing?

  [Marcia's got a new hairdo] 

  Carol Brady : Oh Marcia, I love your hair!

  Alice : What a groovy hairdo!

  Cindy Brady : Oh, you're so beautiful!

  Jan Brady : No! She was supposed to look bad! No! No!

  [Jan wakes up] 

  Jan Brady : What a horrible dream.

• Marcia Brady : [suggesting a way to raise money]  I've got it! We could enter that Search For The Stars contest! First prize is twenty thousand dollars!

  Greg Brady : That's a great idea, Marcia!

  Bobby Brady : Great idea, Marcia!

  Jan Brady : Am I invisible? Do I not have a voice? I had that idea two days ago!

  Peter Brady : [disgusted]  Oh come on, Jan.

• Trucker : Sounds like some family misses someone they love very much.

  Jan Brady : I don't have a family!

  Trucker : Oh, no family. You know, sometimes I'm out here working the graveyard shift, and, I can't help thinking what might have been. If I had settled down early and had kids. Three boys, three girls. Ah, but then a little voice in my head says "are you kidding? They'd probably just treat you like a maid."

  [Offering a cup to her] 

  Trucker : You want some of this, Jan?

  Jan Brady : No thanks. You have a little voice in your head, too?

  Trucker : Oh, honey, when you're on the road as long as I am, you've gotta talk to somebody.

• Jan Brady : [in her head]  Let's knock over a 7-Eleven!

• Jan Brady : [suggesting a way to raise money]  I saw a sign at school today for a Search For The Stars contest. First prize is exactly twenty thousand dollars.

  Marcia Brady : Oh sure Jan, like we'd really win.

• Jan Brady : Marcia did it again. Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

• Jan Brady : [her inner voice]  She has every right to be mad; they are her socks. But why does Marcia get all the socks? Why does Marcia get all the trophies? Why does Marcia get all the good drawers?

  [out loud] 

  Jan Brady : Yeah, why does Marcia get everything? Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

• Greg Brady : And that's why I called this meeting.

  Marcia Brady : Greg, what are we going to do?

  Peter Brady : Yeah, if we don't raise $20,000 in one week, we'll have to move.

  Bobby Brady : And go to a new school.

  Jan Brady : And make new friends.

  Marcia Brady : But Jan, you don't have any friends.

• Noreen : Hey Marcia.

  Jan Brady : I'm not Marcia. I'm Jan.