Jake's Progress (1995)

Julie Walters: Julie Diadoni

Quotes 

• Julie Diadoni : I can't BE like you, Jamie! I just love you, you shitehook!

• Julie Diadoni : At least someone knows we're here. Welcome to Nursing.

• Julie Diadoni : But he mixes, doesn't he?

  Headmistress : Well, he doesn't sit all alone in the corner and cry!

• Julie Diadoni : You never once found the joke funny. So I decided it wasn't a joke.

• Julie Diadoni : Jamie is not a violent man, and I know that like I know the sun will rise.

• Julie Diadoni : I'm the Mary Quant no-one really knew.

• Julie Diadoni : And I've seen so many of them! Perfectly formed and clinically dead...

• Julie Diadoni : [doesn't know Jake can hear her]  But I want to have a child... that's better than Jake!

• Julie Diadoni : Mea Culpa, Mea Culpa, Mea Maxima Culpa...

• Julie Diadoni : [Grace fell asleep during the story]  And that is the only time, IN MY LIFE, that I ever remember you playing with me.

• Julie Diadoni : [Grace is banging the dinner gong]  It's Mum! She thinks she's Rank Films!

• Jake Diadoni : Play wi' me Mummy!

  Julie Diadoni : Oh, not now, Jake!

  Jake Diadoni : Too tired! Baby on the way! Bills to pay! Someone's got to pay them!

• Julie Diadoni : Remember when we were good, when we almost made it but didn't? You used to sing a song to me. Sing it again.

  Jamie Diadoni : They call me Mr Pitiful, baby that's my name now. They call me Mr Pitiful, that's how I got my fame. People never ask me now, but you know it's true. They call me Mr Pitiful because I love someone like you.

• Julie Diadoni : I was Monster Mummy!

• Julie Diadoni : [even though she's asleep now]  And that's the only time in my Life, that I ever remember you playing with me.

• Julie Diadoni : I lost a Contact Lens...