The Sum of Us (1994)
Russell Crowe: Jeff Mitchell
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Quotes
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Harry Mitchell : Your grandmother said that to me once. 'The greatest explorers', she said, 'are the explorers of the human heart'.
Jeff Mitchell : Is that why she became a dyke?
Harry Mitchell : Your grandmother was not a dyke!
Jeff Mitchell : She was licking Aunt Mary's pussy for forty years, what else do you call it?
Harry Mitchell : She was not a dyke! A lesbian, perhaps... You shouldn't call her names! How would you like it if I went around and called you 'pansy', 'fairy', 'poofter'?
Jeff Mitchell : You do half the time!
Harry Mitchell : Only when I'm annoyed with you!
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Harry : Why don't you get the young fella another whiskey, Jeff?
Greg : No, no really, I'm a two pot screamer.
Jeff Mitchell : I'm a bit like that myself, two and I'm anybody's.
Greg : Three and I'm everybody's.
Harry : Four and I'm nobody's.
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Greg : I wouldn't say no to a drop of scotch. You know what they say, 'whiskey makes you frisky.'
Jeff Mitchell : Yeah, 'brandy makes you randy.'
Harry Mitchell : Heh, pity we haven't got any rum!
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Greg : "Baxter"?
Jeff Mitchell : It's a joke. The footy team, you know. Back's to the...
Greg , Jeff Mitchell : -wall, here comes Jeff.
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Jeff Mitchell : Life would be pretty shitty without plumbing.
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Football Coach : Stick you're frigging shoulder in his ass!
Footballer : Watch it!
Jeff Mitchell : Only doing what he wants!
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Jeff Mitchell : Of course, some people think it isn't very good manners to read at the dinner table.
Harry Mitchell : Some people hasn't lived with you for twenty-odd years.
Jeff Mitchell : Some people should be so bloody lucky.