Revenge of the Nerds IV: Nerds in Love (1994 TV Movie)
James Cromwell: Mr. Skolnick
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Quotes
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Mr. Skolnick : How's my unborn grandson?
Lewis Skolnick : You mean you're unborn fetal son?
[laughs]
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Takashi : The bishop has a kidney stone, he no make it to wedding!
Dudley Dawson : How am I supposed to get married without a clergyman?
Mr. Skolnick : I could marry you.
Dudley Dawson : But I don't love you.
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Lewis Skolnick : [Mr. Skolnick's car pulls into the driveway] Dad!
Dudley Dawson : U.N.!
Mr. Skolnick : [Mr. Skolnick and U.N. get out of the car] Hey, how are you?
U. N. Jefferson : [Lewis hugs his dad, U.N. shakes hands with Booger] Congratulations, Booger, congratulations!
Dudley Dawson : Thank you.
U. N. Jefferson : I wouldn't miss a nerd wedding for the world.
U. N. Jefferson : [greets Lewis, Mr. Skolnick greets Booger] How are you?
Mr. Skolnick : How's my unborn grandson?
Lewis Skolnick : You mean your unborn fetal son?
[Lewis and his dad guffaw together]
Takashi : Emergency! Excuse please, the bishop has a kidney stone, he no make it to wedding!
Dudley Dawson : What? How am I supposed to get married without a clergyman?
Mr. Skolnick : I can marry you.
Dudley Dawson : But I don't love you.
Mr. Skolnick : Oh- No, no, I took a correspondence course, I'm a fully ordained Tilhoonian minister.
U. N. Jefferson : You are?
Mr. Skolnick : U.N.
[Takashi, Booger, Lewis and his dad all guffaw together, while U.N. Jefferson stands quietly surprised, not getting the pun]
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Betty Skolnick : [Betty has just given birth to her baby, and she cries tears of joy] Oh, oh, it's so beautiful.
Lewis Skolnick : [holds his newborn baby] Our son is born. Kunta Skolnick!
Mr. Skolnick : [holds his grandson for all to see] Behold, the nerd child.
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Mr. Skolnick : I see before me two souls who desire to be joined together. There's no greater challenge in life, and also no greater reward.
Mr. Skolnick : [Mr. Skolnick guffaws; U.N. Jefferson, Ogre, and Travis cry for joy] Do you, Dudley Dawson, take this woman, Jean Lagarde Humphrey, to be your lawful wife?
Dudley Dawson : [to Jean] Before I answer that, I just want to say... this is the happiest moment of my life.
Dudley Dawson : [faces Mr. Skolnick] I do.
Mr. Skolnick : And do you, Jean Lagarde Humphrey, take this man, Dudley Dawson, to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Jeanie Humphrey : Excuse me.
[Jeanie turns to Dudley]
Jeanie Humphrey : I'm going to love you till the end of time.
[faces Mr. Skolnick]
Jeanie Humphrey : I do.
Mr. Skolnick : Then, with the power invested in me by the Tilhoon Institute of Home Learning Church, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
[Mr. Skolnick guffaws; the wedding guests applaud]
Mylan Whitfield : [Dudley and Jeanie have a celebratory kiss] Nerds forever! Forever nerds!
[Mylan stands up]
Mylan Whitfield : Nerds! Nerds!
Mylan Whitfield , Everybody : Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds!