Men of War (1994)

Dolph Lundgren: Nick Gunar

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Quotes 

• [Nick has just eaten an unborn chick directly from the egg to improve relations with the tribe] 

  Nick : So you guys eat this all the time or is just for... uhm... ceremonies?

  Po : Are you kidding? We don't eat that shit!

• Nick : [to Keefer]  Welcome to Hell.

• [repeated line] 

  Nick : Sweden, like me.

• Lyle : This time you'll be working in a beautiful, warm and very tropical paradise!

  Nick : I hate the heat.

  Warren : Will it help if we say who recommended you?

  Nick : I know who recommended me.

• Nolan : Found the jade, didn't you?

  Nick : There's no jade. It's bird shit.

  Nolan : Bird shit? Oh boy... what do you think I am, an idiot?

• Nick : Are you from around here?

  Dancer : Born this bar, room down the hall.

  Nick : Do you ever wish it was like it used to be, before we came?

  Dancer : [gestures to bed impatiently]  You wanna fuck, twenty dollar! You wanna make friend, cost more!

  Nick : No shit.

• Nick : [He hits Keefer in the head with an ancient tribal axe; the axe shatters]  Fuck.

• Nick : Why didn't you recommend Keefer?

  Colonel Merrick : Keefer... This op, for what I'm told, isn't just slash and burn. This one calls for the touch of the poet.

• Blades : What colour?

  [Nick stares at him] 

  Blades : What colour is the people you want me to shoot at, man?

  Nick : Lighter than you but darker than me.

• Ocker : [sitting in front of the gorilla's cage at the zoo]  I know they're doomed. You can see it in the eyes. Ten, twenty years they'll be extinct.

  Nick : I was surprised to hear you were still breathing yourself.

  Ocker : The world is dying, Nick. It needs a witness.

• Po : You want some company tonight, boss? Loki! Can be pretty lonely in the jungle.

  Nick : No, I don't need any company.

  Jimmy G : [whispering]  Shit, I'll take her Nick!

  [Nick stares badly at him] 

• Nick : Alright, I want you to take me on a guided tour of the shitpile.

  Po : Sure thing, boss!

  Nick : Keep your eyes open back here.

  Nolan : [mimicking Po]  Sure thing, boss!

• Nick : C'mon, how do you defend yourselves?

  Po : What to defend? A couple of trees, lot of rock, bird shit on everything.

• Loki : My mother want to know if you fall from the sky with jellyfish, but I tell her you wash upon sand like garbage.

  Nick : Thank you.

• Nick : You're a pain in the ass, you know that?

  Loki : My... my father say same thing.

• Nick : You want me to kill for bird shit?

  Lyle : Why not? You've done that for less!

• Nick : Allright. As of now, I take control of this island. Anyone fucks with it, fucks with me!

• Nick : Where's everybody?

  Po : They're with the dead.

• Po : The spirit has been gone a long time, but will run back to us. We will fight.

  Nick : Like the Old People?

  Po : Old People story is bullshit. We are the Old People.

• Nick : [to a mercenary who tried to shoot him in the back but got burned by the backfire of the bazooka]  Don't sneak up on people.

• Nick : Where you'll go?

  Grace Lashield : Home.

  Nick : Where's that?

  Grace Lashield : Don't ask.

• [last lines] 

  Po : We have a legend. It tells of a man who comes far from the oceans and save us from great danger.

  Nick : Really?

  Po : No. But I'm working on it.

• Nick : Keefer?

  Colonel Merrick : Yeah, the three of us back together again. Better to keep an army intact than to destroy it. So on, son. I envy you. You're gonna die for something you believe in.

• Nick : Grace's on the mission.

  [to his men] 

  Nick : Her cut comes out your pay.