The Lion King (1994)
Jim Cummings: Ed, Scar
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Quotes
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Banzai : [In the hyenas' lair, Banzai slouches with claw marks on his rear] Man, that lousy Mufasa... I won't be able to sit for a *week!*
Ed the Hyena : [laughs, but also tries his best to conceal it from time to time] Eh-hee-hee-hee. Heh-heheheheheheheheheh...
Banzai : [Glares at Ed and bares his teeth with impatience] It's not funny, Ed.
Ed the Hyena : [Cups his paws over his mouth then bursts into hysterical laughter, spitting as his tongue lofts out of his mouth] BA-HA-HA-HAAAA! HA-AH-AH-AH-AH!
[Inhales deeply]
Banzai : Hey, shut up!
Ed the Hyena : AH-HA-HO! HO-HO-HO-HO!
Banzai : [Bares his teeth] Grrrrrr...
[as Ed continues to laugh, Banzai barks and pounces on Ed, abruptly ending his laughing. The two commence a brief fight]
Shenzi : [Rolls her eyes and turns to the two yelping and rolling atop each other aggressively] Will you knock it off?
Banzai : [ed appears to be chewing on Banzai's leg; Banzai sits up] Well, he started it!
[It is now obvious that Ed is chewing his own leg repeatedly]
Shenzi : Look at you guys! No wonder we're dangling at the bottom of the food chain!
Banzai : [a string of drool dangles from his chin] Man, I hate dangling...
Shenzi : [Scoffs] Yeah? You know, if it weren't for those lions, we'd be *runnin'* the joint.
[Ed nods idiotically]
Banzai : Man, I *hate* lions!
Shenzi : [Grumbles] So pushy...
Banzai : And hairy...
Shenzi : [Smiles] Stinky...
Banzai : [Grins] And man are they...
Banzai , Shenzi : [Elongated use of the 'u'] U-GLY!
[both laugh hysterically]
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Shenzi : Well, well, well, Banzai, what have we got here?
Banzai : Hmm, I don't know Shenzi uh, what do you think Ed?
Ed the Hyena : Oo ehehe, oh hahahaha
Banzai : Yeah, just what I was thinking, a trio of trespassers.
Zazu : And quite by accident let me assure you...
Shenzi : Whoa, whoa, wait wait. I know you, you're Mufasa's little stooge.
Zazu : I madame, am the king's majordomo.
Banzai : And that would make you...?
Young Simba : The future King!
Shenzi : Do you know what we do to kings who step out of their kingdom?
Young Simba : Puh, you can't do anything to me.
Zazu : Uh-uh, technically they can, we are on their land.
Young Simba : But Zazu, you told me they are nothing but slobbery, mangy stupid poachers.
Zazu : Ix-nay on the upid-stay...
Banzai : Who you callin' upid-stay?
