I.Q. (1994)
Walter Matthau: Albert Einstein
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Quotes
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Albert Einstein : Are you thinking what I am thinking?
Ed Walters : Well what would be the odds of that happening?
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Bob Rosetti : You're Albert Einstein!
Albert Einstein : Yes.
Bob Rosetti : E equals M C squared!
Albert Einstein : [laughs] I hope so.
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Albert Einstein : Catherine is my niece.
Ed Walters : She's your niece?
Albert Einstein : Yes
Ed Walters : She's... your niece?
Albert Einstein : I can't have a niece?
Ed Walters : But that makes you... her uncle.
Albert Einstein : It works nicely, doesn't it?
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Catherine Boyd : [expressing her disbelief in Ed's scientific credentials] He is a mechanic!
Albert Einstein : I was a clerk in a patent office. Faraday was a carpenter. Isaac Newton was an insurance salesman.
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Albert : Zat gravity, it's a killer.
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Albert Einstein : Algae? This is a color?
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Albert : Don't let your brain interfere with your heart.
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Albert Einstein : If you had had a nickel for every nickel that he has, you would have a lot of nickels.
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[Albert turns the rudder of the sailboat causing Catherine to fall into Ed's lap]
Catherine Boyd : Uncle Albert!
Albert Einstein : I'm steering ze boat...
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Albert Einstein : God does not play dice with the universe, but I will.
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Ed Walters : You were a patent clerk.
Albert Einstein : Sigmund Freud, I'm sure, was a tobacconist.