- Matt Hobbs: Washington? Washington, boy, that must have been a big adjustment.
- Nan Mulhanney: It wasn't that bad. Both places have a lot in common: Over-privileged people, crazed by their fear of losing their privileges. Alcoholism. Addiction. Betrayal. The near total degradation of what once were grand motives. The same spiritual blood-letting. I kind of do miss the seasons, though.
- Burke Adler: Wanna have a little sex?
- Nan: You know, I've never hung up on anyone in my life. Because what if the next thing they said solved everything? But I feel I must end this conversation.
- Burke Adler: That's "no"? Hello?
- Matt Hobbs: What did she do?
- Beth Hobbs: I loved, helped, and supported in every way possible a businessman who committed the terrible crime of being financially imaginative with a pension fund.
- Jeannie Hobbs: I want my yellow dress!
- [screams loudly then slaps herself in the face]
- Passengers on plane: [turns around and they glare at Matt] Don't hit her!