Tommy Patel:
You don't have to worry about me, dear. I'm bi-sexual. Whenever I want to have sex, I have to buy it.
Brittle:
Congratulations, sir.
Henry Martin:
Eh, you can kiss ass later, Brittle.
Brittle:
Thank you, sir.
Butler:
Drunk again, sir?
Henry Martin:
That's okay, Butler. So are we.
Adoption Agent:
She insisted that you were adopted by a member of the working class to save you from the curse of money.
Tommy Patel:
How very thoughtful...
Duchess Lucinda:
Stop? You can't just arouse a woman and then yell stop, even if you are English...
CID Officer:
We believe foul play was involved.
Tommy Patel:
Surely you don't think I...
CID Officer:
I don't think anything, sir. I'm a police officer.
[
after the moose-head falls down from the wall over Henry Martin]
Henry Martin:
Get me out of this moose!
Shadgrind:
So many of you orphans. Unwanted children all over the place. People were sex-mad in the 60s, seemed to do it just for fun... Weird.
Kitty:
That's Henry's mother, the black sheep in the family. She took so many strokes in the 60s they called her the U.S. open.
Tommy Patel:
[
voice-over, upon learning that Rick Moranis' home burned to the ground] I was doomed to an eternity in the fires of hell as a Christian and a horrendous rebirth as a Hindu.
Kitty:
You practically date-raped me
Tommy Patel:
I what? I date raped you 6 TIMES!
Kitty:
Well, perhaps I did encourage you a bit.
Tommy Patel:
A BIT!
Henry Martin:
I'm a hard man to kill.
Tommy Patel:
[
laughs] Oh I know!
Tommy Patel:
[
talking about sex] You called me over!
Kitty:
And you came. And I forgive you.
Tommy Patel:
[
sarcastic] Oh how kind!
Tommy Patel:
Piss off!
Shadgrind:
Bit louder there Tommy.
Tommy Patel:
FUCK OFF!
Shadgrind:
Perfect!
Kitty:
Sex before the wedding is so much better without the groom.
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