My Boyfriend's Back (1993)
Andrew Lowery: Johnny
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Quotes
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Mr. Dingle : You know son... your mother and I, and the ambulance driver, and the coroner, and the embalmer, were all pretty much convinced that you were dead.
Johnny : I got better.
Mr. Dingle : Huh. Well, welcome home, son.
Johnny : Thanks.
Mrs. Dingle : Are you hungry, do you want something to eat? Gee, there's a lot of food left over from the funeral.
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Johnny : You may not know this, Missy, but I ate Chuck for YOU!
Missy's Friend : God, my boyfriend won't even pump gas for me.
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Eddie : Alright, newsflash, this just in, Johnny: Missy is going to the prom with Buck. You got it?
Johnny : Look. You pretend to kill her, I save her life, she thinks I'm a hero, ditches Buck and goes to the prom with me. How sweet is that?
Eddie : This is desperate and this is sick. I think you should get some therapy. I do!
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[after his ear falls off]
Johnny : I heard someone my age is supposed to be comfortable with the way their body changes, but given the circumstances, this was too much.
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Johnny : Sorry I'm late, Mrs. Cooper. You wouldn't BELIEVE the trouble I had getting here!
Johnny's School Teacher : I would believe it. And I'm not impressed. You get one demerit.
Johnny : But-!
Johnny's School Teacher : Just because you're dead does not mean that you can come waltzing in here whenever you like.
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Buck Van Patten : You think you can hang out with us decent living folks like you're still alive or something?
Johnny : Why is everyone making such a big deal about this? I've only been dead ONE DAY.
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Johnny : Look, I almost took a bite out of my friend Eddie, and it was SUCH the wrong thing to do. He's very mad.
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Johnny : I died for you! I came back from the dead for you! I love you!
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Johnny : Just because I crawled out of a grave doesn't make me a frickin' zombie.