- Marvin Handleman: We've just had a kind of creative miscarriage, you know. We just have to regroup before we can conceive our next project, that's all.
- Marvin Handleman: We'll fix that in post
- Marvin Handleman: We can also fix that in post
- Marvin Handleman: We'll fix that in post too. Don't underestimate the magic of post production Chip...
- Marvin Handleman: ...That will be a little more difficult to fix in post
- Nude Ninja: And to think - we thought you were just the gardener at the sorority. We had no idea you were the ninja master.
- Marvin Handleman: Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be our film. And with good shooting to come, this film will be done, for earth, and for you in heaven. Give to us daily your weather clear, and deliver us from downpours. Except of course days on which we shoot Noah. Lead us not into bankruptcy, and deliver us on time. For film is our kingdom, our power, and our glory, forever and ever. Amen.
- Clive Walton: [about Academy Awards] We had a business associate who had a friend who knew this guy who had a friend who got sick, who got a couple of passes. I was very exciting.
- Moses: Just last week I got a $1000 check from my oldest son. He asked me to sign it and send it back.