Groundhog Day (1993)

Robin Duke: Doris the Waitress

Quotes 

• Rita : I'm sorry, what was that again?

  Phil : I'm a god.

  Rita : You're God?

  Phil : I'm *a* god, I'm not *the* God... I don't think.

  Rita : Because you survived a car wreck?

  Doris the Waitress : You folks ready to order?

  Phil : I didn't just survive a wreck. I wasn't just blown up yesterday. I have been stabbed, shot, poisoned, frozen, hung, electrocuted, and burned.

  Rita : Oh, really?

  Phil : Every morning, I wake up with out a scratch on me, not a dent in the fender. I am an immortal!

  Doris the Waitress : Special today is blueberry waffles...

  Rita : Why are you telling me this?

  Phil : Because I want you to believe in me.

  Rita : You're not a god--you can take my word for it, this is twelve years of Catholic school talking!

  Doris the Waitress : I can come back if you're not ready.

• Phil : [sitting outside the local bank]  A gust of wind.

  [a gust of wind blows] 

  Phil : A dog barks.

  [a dog barks in the distance] 

  Phil : Cue the truck.

  [an armored truck drives up] 

  Phil : Exit Herman. Walk out into the bank.

  [Herman gets out of the armored truck and walks into the bank] 

  Phil : Exit Felix, and stand there with a not-so-bright look on your face.

  [Felix gets out of truck and stands there] 

  Phil : All right, Doris, come on. Hey, fix your bra, honey. That's better.

  Doris the Waitress : Hey, Felix!

  Phil : "Felix!" "How you doing, Doris?" "Can I have a roll of quarters?"

  [Phil stands up and begins to walk towards the armored car] 

  Phil : 10, 9, 8, car...

  [a car drives in front of Phil] 

  Phil : ... 6, 5, quarters...

  [roll of quarters breaks open, hitting the ground] 

  Phil : ... 3, 2...

  [Phil reaches over Felix and takes a bag of money out of the back of the armored truck] 

  Herman : Felix, did I bring out two bags or one?

  Felix : I don't know.