Dazed and Confused (1993)
Rick Moser: Assistant Coach
Quotes
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Assistant Coach : Hey ladies, are you gonna be ready to play football this fall? huh?
Benny O'Donnell : I don't know coach, I've been doin' so well in english I thought I might work on bein' a writer. What do ya think about that?
Assistant Coach : Boy, you woudln't know how to spell your own name if it wasn't stencilled on your locker.
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Assistant Coach : Seriously, don't go getting soft on me this Summer. You know, you're sitting around the pool all day. Chasin' the muff around.
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Assistant Coach : Hell, man, my grandmother's quicker and tougher than you pansies!
