The Adventures of Pete & Pete (1992–1996)

Damian Young: Bus Driver Stu Benedict, Stu Benedict

Quotes 

• Bus Driver Stu Benedict : Carrot-top Judas... THOU HAST FORSAKEN ME!

• [after being betrayed by Pete while he's baking him a cake] 

  Bus Driver Stu Benedict : I'll just put the finishing touches to my...

  [stabbing cake] 

  Bus Driver Stu Benedict : Trust! Loyalty! Niceness!

• Bus Driver Stu Benedict : Passenger Pete? Back of the bus!

• Fran 'Pit Stain' : [to Little Pete]  We've all got our problems, Wrigley. Mine happens to be glandular, yours happens to be my fist!

  Bus Driver Stu Benedict : [grabbing Pit Stain's arm before he can punch Little Pete]  Hi. I'm Stu Benedict, bus driver, and you're...

  [looking down at Pit Stain's arm, which is still in his hand, with visible disgust] 

  Bus Driver Stu Benedict : ... sweating all over me!