Wayne's World (1992)

Ed O'Neill: Mikita's Manager, Glen

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• Mikita's Manager, Glen : [to the camera]  I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it that if a man kills another man in battle, it's called heroic, yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?

  Wayne Campbell : Hel-lo! What do you think you're doing? Only me and Garth get to talk to the camera.

• Mikita's Manager, Glen : You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body.

• Mikita's Manager, Glen : Anything wrong, Davy?

  Davy : Yeah, I got paid today.

  Mikita's Manager, Glen : Yeah, I know what that's like.

  Davy : No. You don't understand. They laid me off. I got one of these.

  Mikita's Manager, Glen : Yeah, I know how that feels.

  Davy : Know what I'd like to do?

  Mikita's Manager, Glen : Yeah I know what you'd like to do. You'd like to find the guy who did it, rip his still beating heart out of his chest and hold it in front of his face so he can see how black it is before he dies.

  Davy : Actually, I was thinking of filing a grievance with the union.

  Mikita's Manager, Glen : Well, the world's a twisted place.