Folks! (1992)
Tom Selleck: Jon Aldrich
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Quotes
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[in a hospital]
Jon : You let your patients smoke in here?
Head Nurse : Honey, they all gonna die of something sooner or later.
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Harry : You sold the shoe store? You sold the shoe store?
Jon : I'm sorry, Pop, I just couldn't find the right way to tell you.
Harry : Tell me what?
Jon : That I sold the shoe store.
Harry : You sold the shoe store?
Jon : The neighborhood was changing and it wasn't worth anything!
Harry : [Showing him a deed] It's worth half a million dollars. See? McDonnell's!
Jon : [Thinking he said 'McDonalds'] You hungry again, Pop?
Harry : Yeah.
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Jon : I'm perfect if anybody wants a one-balled, deaf, blind, unemployed vagrant with a limp.
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Dr. Aviano : Lucky those cops saw you. There wasn't any time to waste, I felt we should operate.
Jon : Operate?
Dr. Aviano : Lot's of men only have one testicle.
Jon : Did you say I have only one testicle?
Dr. Aviano : That's right.
Jon : Nope, nope.
[Looks under sheet]
Jon : Oh no!
Dr. Aviano : Don't be upset, one is all you need. The other is just sort of a back up. It won't affect your sex life.
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Jon : You're not gonna kill yourself. I'll kill you if you kill yourself.
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Jon : I remember this picture.
Harry : Oh yeah. Guy on the left had is Tom Hankerman, he flew 37 missions before going down over Okinawa.
Jon : Pop, you're putting your shorts on backwards.
Harry : Huh? Oh yeah. That guy there is Lenny Coleman. Lenny ran that little airfield I flew out of after the war.
Jon : Is that the place you took me to for my first ride?
Harry : Your mother too. And last ride for her!
Jon : Pop, you see much of Arlene?
Harry : Arlene?
Jon : Your loving daughter.
Harry : No.
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[after being rescued by an accident in which Jon let his father drive the car]
Retired Doctor : How'd you say this happened?
Jon : My father accidentally put the car in the wrong gear and then he accidentally got his foot stuck on the accelerator.
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Jon : You work too hard, Ed. Get a girl.
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Jon : [His father is driving the car at full speed in reverse] Pop, I've got a good idea: STOP THE CAR!
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Jon : That's it, Arlene, I am retiring as executioner!
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Jon : Oh, Pop.