The Comrades of Summer (1992 TV Movie)
Joe Mantegna: Sparky Smith
Quotes
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Sparky Smith : You know, I was, ah, trying to tell them you're great and you really give me a hand at work. Did I say it right?
Tanya : You told my grandmother that everyday in my office I make you feel very good using my hand.
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Sparky Smith : Hey, uh.. buddy? Milov, right? Did you happen to see a Walkman last time you were in here?
Milov : Yes, I took it.
Sparky Smith : Oh, well I prefer if you're going to borrow something of mine you ask in advance.
Milov : I don't borrow it. I sold it.
Sparky Smith : [later] You got a backstop... for a Walkman?
Milov : No, for Walkman I get two cases of Italian windshield wipers.
Sparky Smith : No.
Milov : Yeah. For windshield wipers I get one case shampoo and one case toothpaste, with fluoride and tartar control.
Sparky Smith : No.
Milov : Yeah. For shampoo and for toothpaste I make very good trade for pneumatic German nail driver, for construction purposes.
Sparky Smith : No!
Milov : Yeah. For nail driver I get 244 latex condoms. Excellent quality. Red. For condoms I get get backstop, fence, and installation... and two Walkmans. I keep one Walkman, with your permit.
Sparky Smith : My permit? Milov, my boy, I think we're gonna get along just fine.
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Sparky Smith : [breaking up an argument in Russian between the assistant coach and a player] Hold it, Hold it! What's the problem here?
Voronov : Is settled. Matter of tactics.
Andy : It's not settled. He says the pitcher should cover first base on a Texas Leaguer instead of home.
Sparky Smith : He's right.
Voronov : Uh-huh!
Andy : Even if there's a man on third?
Voronov : Manuel says first.
Sparky Smith : And let the run score?
Voronov : [frustrated] Fly ball between infield and outfield, pitcher covers first!
Sparky Smith : Sorry, Vladimir. Runner on third changes everything. Home is a hell of a lot more important than first base.
Voronov : [cursing in Russian, holds up a book] Manuel says first!
Sparky Smith : [realizing] Manuel?
Voronov : Prepared by Cuban baseballists and Soviet sports specialists and researchers!
Sparky Smith : Manuel is a man-u-al?
Voronov : Da.
Sparky Smith : [nods. Rips page out of book and throws it away] . Now he covers home.