Memorable quotes for
Braindead (1992) More at IMDbPro »

Uncle Les: Ahhh, so you found your father's old stag movies, didn't ya?

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Mr. Matheson: What we need is another war!

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Lionel Cosgrove: That's my mother you're pissing on.

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Father McGruder: Stand back boy! This calls for divine intervention!

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Paquita Maria Sanchez: Your mother ate my dog!
Lionel Cosgrove: Not all of it.

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Lionel Cosgrove: They're not dead exactly, they're just... sort of rotting.

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Father McGruder: I kick arse for the Lord!

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Lionel Cosgrove: [about to charge at the zombies with a hoisted law mower] Party's over!

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Uncle Les: Is that the one with the donkey and the chambermaid?

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Undertaker: [as Vera's eyes pop out and green slime sprays out] Cranium blowout!

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Zoo Keeper: Story goes, these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkeys

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Father McGruder: The Devil's among us!

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Uncle Les: That's someone doing the business!

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Vet: Do you want a syringe, or are you going to sniff?

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Guide: You've got... *the bite*!

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Uncle Les: Whew! That's some stink!
Lionel Cosgrove: Uh... yeah. A dog must have crawled under the house and died.

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