- Pete: For the contest.
- [catches his breath in embarrassment for letting the cat out of the bag]
- Peg: *Contest*? What contest?
- Pete: "The Mr. Spoonerville Society Help Helper's Contest."
- Peg: [she starts laughing at him in disbelief] You? Pete?
- [she drops onto the bed, and laughs hysterically]
- Peg: Help, helper?
- [she laughs hard a little more, then suddenly stops]
- Peg: Don't make me laugh.
- [cooking dough has exploded all over Pete in front of Peg]
- Pete: Whatever you were thinking of saying, don't say it.