Muppet*vision 3-D (1991)

Waldorf : Hey, hey, what's going on?

Sweetums : Bean Bunny ran away!

Statler : Well, you know what that makes him...

Waldorf , Statler : SMARTER THAN US!
Statler : Oh, no, it's that bear again.

Waldorf : Hey, bear, you're not even funny in 3-D!

[they laugh]

Fozzie Bear : Oh, no, not you guys. How'd you get here?

Statler : We entered a contest.

Waldorf : Yeah. We lost!
Statler : Well, what do you think?

Waldorf : Do we have time to go to the bathroom before the next show?

Statler : We can't. We're bolted to the seats!
Scooter : Uh, ladies and gentlemen, if you could just step as far forward and close together as you can.

Rizzo the Rat : Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, real close. You see, we're doing research on deodorant strength.

Scooter : Rizzo, you're disgusting.

Rizzo the Rat : Hey, it's a gift.
[first lines]

Statler : Hey, Waldorf, what is this anyway?

Waldorf : Oh, it's one of those 3-D movies. Better put on your glasses.

[Statler does so]

Statler : [looking at the audience] Hey, check out the guy in the Goofy mask.

Waldorf : That's no mask.

Statler : Ooops. Sorry, lady!
Statler : [Bean is reunited with the other Muppets] This is a very moving moment.

Waldorf : Yeah. I wish they'd move it to Pittsburgh.
Statler : He's trying to drown us! What kind of an act is that?

Waldorf : An act of mercy!

Statler , Waldorf : Doh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

Richard Hunt: Beaker, Scooter, Statler, Sweetums, Chuck