Muppet*vision 3-D (1991)
Frank Oz: Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Sam the Eagle, Construction Worker
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Quotes
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Kermit the Frog : We will also see a rousing finale from Sam the Eagle. What's it called, Sam?
Sam the Eagle : It's called "A Salute to All Nations, But Mostly America".
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Kermit the Frog : Sam, are you ready with that finale?
Sam the Eagle : It's a glorious three-hour finale!
Kermit the Frog : You got a minute and a half.
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Sam the Eagle : Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it is my honor to present to you... Mr. Mickey Mouse!
Rizzo the Rat : [singing to the tune of the Mickey Mouse Club March] Oh, Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da! Hi there, welcome to my park, how'ya doin'...
Sam the Eagle : Wait a minute! You are not Mickey Mouse! You are a rat!
Rizzo the Rat : Rat, schmat! Besides, they're tourists. What do they know?
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[a banana cream pie comes flying out of the screen]
Kermit the Frog : What is that?
Fozzie Bear : Isn't it great? It's my new remote-controlled banana cream pie. Hey Kermit... Watch this!
[Fozzie presses a button and the remote control breaks causing the pie to spin and end up on Fozzie's face]
Kermit the Frog : Oh, Fozzie, that's terrible!
Fozzie Bear : [tasting it] Yeah, you're right... needs more sugar.
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Statler : Oh, no, it's that bear again.
Waldorf : Hey, bear, you're not even funny in 3-D!
[they laugh]
Fozzie Bear : Oh, no, not you guys. How'd you get here?
Statler : We entered a contest.
Waldorf : Yeah. We lost!
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Sam the Eagle : Will you stop this foolishness?
The Great Gonzo : What foolishness would you like to see?
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Camilla : Bawk, buck, ba-gawk.
Fozzie Bear : Hey, you're not a penguin. You're a chicken. I told you chickens to stay on the other side of the road.
[to no one in particular]
Fozzie Bear : Okay, everyone, why did this chicken cross the road?
Camilla : Ba-gawk, buck, ba-gawk, bawk, bawk, bawk.
Fozzie Bear : Oh, that's funny. Hey, everyone, why did the chicken cross the road?
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Kermit the Frog : And our demonstration will also include a little song from Miss Piggy...
Miss Piggy : [irritably clearing throat] Little?
Kermit the Frog : Little? Did I say little? I meant to say it's a huge, showstopping, major song from Miss Piggy?
Miss Piggy : [sweetly] That's more like it.
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Kermit the Frog : [talking about the show] It's going to be a swell demonstration, and at no time will we be stooping to any cheap 3D tricks.
[Fozzie Bear enters]
Fozzie Bear : Did you say "cheap 3D tricks"?
Kermit the Frog : Uh...
[Fozzie blows a party streamer horn in the audience's direction]
Fozzie Bear : Ah! Oh, oh, and here's something I wanted to *spring* on you!
[he takes out a peanut can and opens the lid. Spring snakes pop out]
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Sam the Eagle : Upon entering the theater, please move as far to the end of the row as possible. Stopping in the middle is distinctly unpatriotic.