Madonna: Truth or Dare (1991)
Madonna: Self
Quotes
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Madonna : I hate people who hate women. Actually I hate people who hate!
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Madonna : [makes gagging noises] "Neat"? Anybody who says my show is "neat" has to go.
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Madonna : [after learning Toronto police will arrest her if she simulates masturbation on-stage] Last time I was on tour, Sean was in jail. I guess it's my turn.
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Donna DeLory : Madonna, truth or dare?
Madonna : Truth.
Donna DeLory : Who has been the love of your life, in your whole life?
Madonna : My whole life? Sean. Sean.
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Kevin Costner : Thanks for having us. It was really generous.
Madonna : Thanks for coming.
Kevin Costner : We thought it was "neat".
Madonna : "Neat"?
Kevin Costner : Really neat.
Madonna : No one's ever described it as that.
Kevin Costner : Have fun. We won't be making that other deal.
Madonna : Not neat enough for you?
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Madonna : [praying with her dancers before a concert] We're dedicating tonight's performance to Keith Haring, who doesn't have the luxury of being alive like we do.
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[Complaining after her microphones dysfunction on stage]
Madonna : Somebody sent some big fat man up in the front to give me dirty looks all night.
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Madonna : So what is considered masturbation?
Christopher Ciccone : When you stick your hand in your crotch.
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Madonna : We shouldn't have any more sex. You should build an altar for me in home and worship it daily, and you call me collect!
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Madonna : [voiceover, as Madonna visits her mother's grave] What I remember most about her was that she was - she was very kind and very gentle and very feminine. I don't know, I guess she seemed like an angel to me, but I suppose everybody thinks their mother's an angel when they're five. I also know she was really religious, so I never really understood why she was taken away from us. It seemed so unfair. I never thought that she had done something wrong, so oftentimes I wondered what I had done wrong.
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[Madonna shows a television remote control to director Alec Keshishian, who is off-camera]
[last lines]
Madonna : I'm going to press this thing. I'm going to press power. When I press it, the camera's going to go off instantly.
[presses power]
Madonna : Go away! Cut it! Cut it, Alec! Cut it, goddamn it!
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Madonna : [makeup artist is trying to apply makeup to Madonna's lips during a tirade] Do something else! Do my eyebrows!
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Madonna : I wouldn't live in Chicago cause it's too conservative, aside for the fact that Oprah Winfrey lives there.
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Madonna : I know I'm not the best singer and I know I'm not the best dancer, but I'm not interested in that. I'm interested in pushing people's buttons, in being provocative and in being political.
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Madonna : [about her fans] Even when I feel like shit, they still love me!
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Madonna : It's pretty racy. I don't know if you could take it two nights.
Silvio Ciccone : Oh, you had to get racy on me, huh?
Madonna : Dad, I'm not getting racy. I've been racy.
Silvio Ciccone : Well, can't you tone it down a bit?
Madonna : For you? No, because that would be compromising my artistic integrity.
Silvio Ciccone : Of course.
[pause]
Silvio Ciccone : Do you undress in this performance?
Madonna : No! Of course I don't.
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Madonna : [after one of her dancers exposes himself to her] It's BLUE!