- Critter 1: I'll pack the ship. You get the kids.
- Al Bert: Nuclear core is reading just shy of the red. Nearly to alert.
- Rick: Radiation?
- Al Bert: Negative. It looks more like natural decay. I'd give her about a month before we all glow in the dark.
- Bernie: Don't kind about shit like that. Just show me where the pharmacy is.
- Al Bert: What's the matter? Feeling a little bit under the weather there Bernie?
- Al Bert: Angela; give me a deck by deck scan and read off all individuals not currently in main control.
- Angela: I do not recognize your voice pattern as one with security clearance...
- Al Bert: Great! Be a snotty TL54. Don't cooperate. Angela; give me security clearance to all levels, please.
- Angela: I can not conform to your request as I do not recognize your voice pattern as one with security clearance.
- Al Bert: Angela; do not, repeat, do not give me security clearance to all levels.
- Angela: You have security clearance at all levels.
- Counselor Tetra: Specifically you are prohibited from terminating any trans-galactic life form, if it means total extinction of the species.