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10 reviews · Provided by Metacritic.com
- 40Los Angeles TimesMichael WilmingtonLos Angeles TimesMichael WilmingtonIt’s one of those movies that seem fabricated for a shopping mall: decorative, pretty, vacuous.
- 40The Hollywood ReporterThe Hollywood ReporterKellogg, though he handles the musical numbers in energetic, if unexceptional, music-video style, has trouble with some of the early dialogue scenes, reverting to hyped-up visuals to get through some of them before finally settling down. [21 Oct 1991]
- 30Washington PostRichard HarringtonWashington PostRichard HarringtonA cross between an after-school special and MTV video, melding threadbare plot with colorful visuals and delivering a message, which is, basically, Vanilla Ice is cool, you know?
- 30The New York TimesStephen HoldenThe New York TimesStephen HoldenAll it really wants to be is a hiphop answer to one of Elvis Presley's sillier vehicles. But the movie, which was directed by David Kellogg and written by David Stenn, fails to deliver an ounce of musical energy.
- The performances, surprisingly, are not bad at all. Kristen Minter does well with what she has, as does Vanilla himself. However, it's impossible to take anything seriously--the film's dramatic premise is utterly insupportable and David Kellogg's direction renders the choices flat.
- 25Boston GlobeMatthew GilbertBoston GlobeMatthew GilbertCool as Ice ends up seeming tired as well as twisted. The man whom promoters call the rap-era Elvis has negative charisma. [19 Oct 1991, p.11]
- 25San Francisco ChronicleMick LaSalleSan Francisco ChronicleMick LaSalleDirector David Kellogg tries to inject energy into the picture with speeded-up sequences and smash-bang cutting, and the art direction is bright and eye-catching. But it's just gourmet dressing on dead lettuce. The movie is unable to balance Ice's aspirations to genuine adult-level coolness in a story clearly designed to appeal to the sensibilities of pre-teenage girls, and the result is bland and often absurd. [22 Oct 1991, p.F1]
- 25The Seattle TimesJohn HartlThe Seattle TimesJohn HartlThe script by David Stenn (21 Jump Street), which also includes a hoary subplot involving blackmail, a kidnapping and a guilty family secret, is essentially a way of tying together a collection of familiar-looking music videos that are so loosely connected to the story that they have about the same impact as commercials. [19 Oct 1991, p.C7]
- 25USA TodayMike ClarkUSA TodayMike ClarkVanilla Ice was fairly amusing striking terror into Debbie Gibson when they were perversely cast as co-presenters on the last Grammy telecast. On the big screen, though, he all but exudes irreversible brain damage, as if he's taken too many noggin spills off a motorcycle. [25 Oct 1991, p.4D]