Another You (1991)
Phil Rubenstein: Al
Quotes
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Al : Abe didn't say he was bringing a friend
[nods to Eddie as he is sitting down, not bothering to shake Eddie's outstretched hand]
Al : . Hi, I'm Al.
Eddie Dash : Hi.
[hand still outstretched, looks at it, confused when Al doesn't shake his hand]
Al : So Abe? Where ya been all this time? Last I heard you were down in the jungle area someplace.
George : [looks to Eddie] Eddie...
Al : Something the matter, Abe?
Eddie Dash : No, nothing's wrong Al! My man just doesn't like to talk...
Al : [interrupts] Hey, I'm askin' Abe.
[looks back to George, awaiting an answer]
Eddie Dash : Well, he can't talk about it right now. But I Can.
Al : Hey! Butt out, shithead!
George : [nervously shakes his head] Eddie, Eddie...
Eddie Dash : Listen Al...
Al : [interrupts again] Hey! butt out, shithead! I'm talkin' to A, mmmmpphhh!
[George has clamped his hand over Al's face and is nose to nose with Al]
George : I don't like it when you call my friend a shithead!
[has not released his hold on Al's face]
George : And if you do it one more time, I'll cut your fuckin' balls off! Which is something I'm very good at!
[releases Al's face]
George : K?
Al : sure!
George : Say K!
Al : K! K! Su... Sure Abe!
George : You lookin' at me?
Al : No, no! Sure thing Abe!
[looks towards the ceiling]
George : Now I know you came to bring us a bunch of money, and all that shit!
Eddie Dash : But...
George : But!
[interrupts Eddie from interjecting]
George : But! Don't call my friend a shithead again!
[looks back to Al]
George : Now you can talk!
George : [silence between the three, then George puts a hand on Al's shoulder] Look,
[looks to Eddie]
George : , just don't call him...
[Al shakes his head nervously]
George : all right. Maybe I had you pegged wrong.
Al : I'm sorry, I...
Eddie Dash : Hey, no big thang! You know, people call me shithead all the time! Just like if you were bringing me a lot of money, and you handed it to me and said, here shithead,
[Al nervously shakes his head no, not wanting to set George off again]
Eddie Dash : you know what I would say? Thank you, Al!