Smaller-but-Equally-Important Cast:
"More Camera"
"Additional Camera Assistants" Whu Flung Dung
Big Ugly Black Van Transport Provided by
Big Ugly Black Van Maintenence
Forks Supplied by: Forks by Frank
Spoons supplied by: ...ahh, forget it
Original music composed, performed and recorded by: J.R. Bookwalter On his amazing Amiga 500
Titles and Opticals: The Amazing Amiga 500
Filmed in Amscovision
This motion picture is protected by the copyright laws of the United States and other countries throughout the world and any unauthorized exhibition, distribution or copying of this film or any part thereof, including the soundtrack, is an infringement of copyright, and will subject the infringer to severe civil and criminal penalties, as well as the wrath and terror of the ROBOT NINJA!
The story, all names, characters and incidents portrayed in this production are strictly fictitious and any similarity between this and persons living, dead, comatose, undead, or just plain ignorant is purely coincidental. We apologize.
If You're Making an Illegal Duplicate: Shame on you! What would your mother think?
The producers would like to pay tribute to the true heroes of the comic books: The writers, artists, editors, and others who have brought us so far from the funny pages! We hope that this film in no way reflects negatively on this great art form.
Our Greatest Special Thanx 2:
Christy the Dog for her many escapes
One Helluva Cast and Crew and You, the Horror Viewer (And Comic Book Fans!)
When in Akron, visit the Suburban Tempe Company
A Special Note to the Master Cylinder: MAY YOUR LIFE BE EXCRUCIATING HELL UNTIL THE DAY OF RELEASE COMES FOR "THE DEAD NEXT DOOR" - A Special Note from all Akronites
Coming Soon...Skinned Alive
This film is...UNCUT...UNRATED...UNCENSORED...The way it should be! Don't let the R-Rating kill creativity!
"If you can't take pride in your job, there's always work at the Post Office" - Bobby Taylor