Cry-Baby (1990)

Robert Walsh: Judge

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Quotes 

• The Judge : By the way, that's a shame about your face.

  Hatchet-Face : There's nothing the matter with my face. I got character!

• The Judge : Mrs. Malnorowski, there is no smoking in this courtoom.

  Hatchet's Mother : I pay taxes on cigarettes, don't I? And what do I get for those taxes? Happiness? *Hell* no! I get tuberculosis!

• Baldwin : You think you're a big man, Cry-Baby, but you're lower than your dead father! And guess who pulled the switch on that jerk? My grandpappy, that's who! And every Christmas since, my whole family gathers together and he retells the story of the day he electrocuted your daddy, and we just laugh!

  Hatchet Face : Let me punch his ugly face!

  Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker : It's okay, Hatchet. You're beautiful, baby. But I'll take care of this maggot! Do you know how to play the automobile game called Chicken?

  Baldwin : Sure! My car and your jalopy! We head toward one other at full speed. First one to turn the wheel before we smash is a chicken!

  The Judge : Is that legal?

  Mrs. Vernon-Williams, Allison's Grandmother : Stop this insanity!

  Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker : I got some new rules, sucker! How 'bout you and me on top of the car?

  Baldwin : [hesitates]  I'm man enough, you big cry baby!

  Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker : That's "Mr. Baby" to you! Fellas of the press, this chicken race tonight is for my daddy. And I'd like to sing something in his memory. Something hill-billy... something colored!

  [Baldwin groans] 

  Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker : Something my daddy would have loved!

• The Judge : [to Cry Baby]  The only place you're going to sing is in jail.

• The Judge : [to the courtroom]  What a sad vision of today's youth. The juvenile authorities have had it with Drape gangs.

• The Judge : [to Hatchet Face]  I see that your parents haven't taken the trouble to come to get you.

  Hatchet's Father : Oh, yes, we did. You happy now, Mona? Huh? You finally did it. You put your own Mother in an iron lung.

• The Judge : I'm going to release these delinquents to their parents' custody. And if they were mine, I'd give them a bare-assed whipping.

• The Judge : Cry-Baby Walker, society has given you a second chance. You're rehabilitated now. Here's three dollars and fifty cents. And a pair of clean underwear.