Weekend at Bernie's (1989)

Catherine Mary Stewart: Gwen Saunders

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• Gwen Saunders : Richard, just tell me what is going on!

  Larry Wilson : [comes down the stairs, dragging Bernie's body by the leg]  Look honey, Bernie's dead, they guys that killed 'em are now after us, can we hide out at your place or what?

  [throws down Bernie's leg as he reaches the bottom of the staircase] 

  Larry Wilson : .

  Gwen Saunders : [eyes as big as golf balls] 

  Larry Wilson : [sees Gwen's horrified expression, holds up Bernie's head]  It's just Bernie!

  [bangs Bernie's head against the stair support railing] 

  Gwen Saunders : [covers her mouth quietly screaming in a high pitched squeal]  Aaaaah! Aaaah!

  Richard Parker : Gwen, we didn't do this to him!

  [Gwen, mouth still covered, begins looking wildly back and forth between Richard and Larry, slowly shaking her head and backing away] 

  Richard Parker : Look at us! Do we look like the kind of people who could kill someone?

  Larry Wilson : [handing Gwen a drink]  Come on, honey, sit down, take a load off, have a drink, you'll be fine!

  Richard Parker : Let me rephrase that! Do *I* look like the kind of person that could kill someone?

• Gwen Saunders : [whispering]  Richard! Richard, there's a man... in his underwear... in your kitchen.

  Richard Parker : [whispering]  It's ok. He's with me. He's my, um... my butler.

  Gwen Saunders : You have a butler?

  Richard Parker : Yeah, it's okay, shh... he'll go away.

  Jack Parker, Richard's Dad : [walks back from the kitchen, spots Richard and Gwen on the couch]  Oh. Oh! I didn't realize you had company. Good evening, young lady.

  Richard Parker : That's all right, Monroe. Yes, would you just go lay out my blue pinstripe for the morning?

  Jack Parker, Richard's Dad : How about if I lay you out?

  Richard Parker : Very well.