Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
Catherine Mary Stewart: Gwen Saunders
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Quotes
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Gwen Saunders : Richard, just tell me what is going on!
Larry Wilson : [comes down the stairs, dragging Bernie's body by the leg] Look honey, Bernie's dead, they guys that killed 'em are now after us, can we hide out at your place or what?
[throws down Bernie's leg as he reaches the bottom of the staircase]
Larry Wilson : .
Gwen Saunders : [eyes as big as golf balls]
Larry Wilson : [sees Gwen's horrified expression, holds up Bernie's head] It's just Bernie!
[bangs Bernie's head against the stair support railing]
Gwen Saunders : [covers her mouth quietly screaming in a high pitched squeal] Aaaaah! Aaaah!
Richard Parker : Gwen, we didn't do this to him!
[Gwen, mouth still covered, begins looking wildly back and forth between Richard and Larry, slowly shaking her head and backing away]
Richard Parker : Look at us! Do we look like the kind of people who could kill someone?
Larry Wilson : [handing Gwen a drink] Come on, honey, sit down, take a load off, have a drink, you'll be fine!
Richard Parker : Let me rephrase that! Do *I* look like the kind of person that could kill someone?
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Gwen Saunders : [whispering] Richard! Richard, there's a man... in his underwear... in your kitchen.
Richard Parker : [whispering] It's ok. He's with me. He's my, um... my butler.
Gwen Saunders : You have a butler?
Richard Parker : Yeah, it's okay, shh... he'll go away.
Jack Parker, Richard's Dad : [walks back from the kitchen, spots Richard and Gwen on the couch] Oh. Oh! I didn't realize you had company. Good evening, young lady.
Richard Parker : That's all right, Monroe. Yes, would you just go lay out my blue pinstripe for the morning?
Jack Parker, Richard's Dad : How about if I lay you out?
Richard Parker : Very well.