Weekend at Bernie's (1989)

Don Calfa: Paulie, Vito's Hit Man

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Quotes 

• Larry Wilson : Why are you shooting us? We're just friends of Bernie's.

  Paulie, Vito's Hit Man : I hate... Bernie's friends!

  [keeps shooting] 

• Larry Wilson : [Paulie enters the beach house and shoots Bernie]  Company...

  Richard Parker : I didn't see anything. I was looking at my watch.

  Larry Wilson : [closes eyes and waves hands]  I'm blind!

  [Paulie, unconvinced, points his gun at Richard and Larry. Gwen gasps as Paulie pulls the trigger, but the chamber is empty] 

  Larry Wilson : It's empty.

  Paulie, Vito's Hit Man : That's right.

  [opens up jacket, revealing another gun] 

  Paulie, Vito's Hit Man : But this ain't!

• [Bernie has just finished typing up the ransom note intended for Richard and Larry's "big fall"] 

  Bernie Lomax : [chuckles]  Oh, this is good. This is very good.

  [puts the note in a suitcase, then gets up and abruptly sees Paulie behind him; freaks out] 

  Bernie Lomax : Ah! Oh, I didn't hear you come in.

  Paulie, Vito's Hit Man : I know. I'm real good at that.

  Bernie Lomax : I told ya the guys aren't here yet, did I?

  Paulie, Vito's Hit Man : [nods head]  It's quite a shack you got here.

  Bernie Lomax : Well, it's home.

  Paulie, Vito's Hit Man : Ooh, can I have a cigarette?

  Bernie Lomax : Hmm?

  Paulie, Vito's Hit Man : Cigarette.

  Bernie Lomax : [last words]  Sure. Sure, sure, sure, sure.

  [Bernie bends over to get the cigarettes, but Paulie injects a fatal overdose of heroin in his buttocks] 

  Bernie Lomax : Ow! Oh, what was th -

  [succumbs to the heroin] 

  Bernie Lomax : Ooh! Ooh, ooh, oooh.

  [Bernie slumps back into his desk chair, now dead. Paulie releases the needle from his buttocks] 

  Paulie, Vito's Hit Man : Quite a ride, huh, Bern?