Uncle Buck (1989)
Macaulay Culkin: Miles Russell
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Quotes
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Miles : Where do you live?
Buck : In the city.
Miles : You have a house?
Buck : Apartment.
Miles : Own or rent?
Buck : Rent.
Miles : What do you do for a living?
Buck : Lots of things.
Miles : Where's your office?
Buck : I don't have one.
Miles : How come?
Buck : I don't need one.
Miles : Where's your wife?
Buck : Don't have one.
Miles : How come?
Buck : It's a long story.
Miles : You have kids?
Buck : No I don't.
Miles : How come?
Buck : It's an even longer story.
Miles : Are you my dad's brother?
Buck : What's your record for consecutive questions asked?
Miles : 38.
Buck : I'm your dad's brother alright.
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Buck : Did you brush your teeth?
Miles : Yeah. You can even feel my toothbrush.
Buck : You know, I have a friend who works at the crime lab at the police station. I could give him your toothbrush and he could run a test on it. To see if you actually brushed your teeth or just ran your toothbrush under the faucet.
[Miles imagines hearing sirens, Buck leaves]
Maisy Russell : If that's true, we're gonna really have to start brushing our teeth.
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[Miles and Maisey watch Tia make out with her boyfriend]
Miles : That's a pretty stupid thing to do during Flu season!
Maisey Russell : I'll bet she's getting the tongue!
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Miles : You always kick me around, I'm an American and I have rights.
Tia : Maisey, do I kick you around?
Maisey Russell : No, but you said 'shit' twice, only once that counts though.
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Miles : Who's gonna take care of us?
Cindy Russell : Mr. and Mrs. Neville.
Miles : Is that a joke?
Cindy Russell : You don't like the Nevilles?
Miles : Their dog's a ball sniffer.
Cindy Russell : Don't talk like that!
Miles : Mr. Neville yelled at Michael Larson because their dog was sniffing Michael's balls.
Cindy Russell : Don't use that word.
Miles : I don't know another word.
Cindy Russell : Well, I'm sure we can talk to Mr. Neville about the dog.
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Maisey Russell : I don't know why we need boys at all. They're so loud.
Miles Russell : [Off screen] Shut up!
Maisey Russell : Shut up, yourself!
Tia Russell : We need boys, so they can grow up, get married, and turn into shadows.
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Miles : ...NUTS!
[snaps his fingers]