Kiki's Delivery Service (1989)
Phil Hartman: Jiji
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Quotes
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Jiji : [Jiji looks at his paws and around the room that is covered in flour] If you wake up tomorrow and find a white cat, it's me.
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Jiji : You'd think they'd never seen a girl and a cat on a broom before.
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Jiji : [after losing the toy cat doll intended for Ket in a forest, Kiki decides to place Jiji inside the cage so that Kiki can retrieve the real item without further agitating the crows] You gotta be kidding!
Kiki : You can just pretend to be the doll until I find the real one.
[camera points to Ket's house]
Jiji : Why don't YOU pretend to be stuffed and I'LL go get the stupid doll?
Kiki : Don't worry. Hold still.
Jiji : Can I breathe?
Kiki : No. No breathing.
Jiji : [winces]
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Jiji : [looking at a mug with a black cat] Kiki, look! It's me!
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Jiji : [after hearing that Kiki plans on leaving town for her witch training] I'm going to put my paws together and pray that you're not serious!
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Jiji : [after Kiki almost collides with an approaching bus while trying to make a good impression] Smooth. Very smooth. You definitely know how to make a good first impression.
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Jiji : [On her way to deliver a toy cat, geese warn Kiki about a gust of wind; both Kiki and Jiji are caught in it and accidentally lose the cage in the forest after unintentionally agitating a crow] That was your fault. The geese were kind enough to warn us of that wind, but would you listen?
Kiki : Oh be quiet!
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Jiji : Kiki, BUS!
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Jiji : [after they meet another witch who brags about her skills] Geeze what a snob! And did you see that cat?
[sticks out his tongue and blows a raspberry]
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Kiki : We better rest here until it's dry.
Jiji : Won't we get in trouble?
Kiki : Not if nobody's finds us. I'm soaked through, down to the bone.
Jiji : Hello?
Kiki : [Kiki takes off her wet dress from the rain, seeing her with her white undershirt and white panties as she puts her dress beside her. Then gathers a pile of hay to cover herself] This smells great.
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Jiji : [after he and Kiki are caught in a thunderstorm] First don't panic, second don't panic, and third did I mention not to panic?
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Kiki : [trying to think of a way to get back the stuffed cat without getting attacked by crows] Maybe we'd better rethink our plan
Jiji : Frankly I think this is a major insult, crows used to serve witches and do what you told them
Kiki : Hey that was a long time ago, okay
Jiji : How about we go in after dark? Go in, get it, and get out.
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Jiji : [after Kiki has bought some groceries and other items] Any money left Kiki?
Kiki : Not much, looks like all we can afford to eat now is pancakes
Jiji : I hope I can keep my trim waist, I wouldn't want that girl cat next door to think I'm turning into...
[Kiki stops to look at some shoes in a department store window]
Jiji : Kiki? Kiki?
Kiki : [disappointed] They're so expensive, look Jiji aren't they beautiful?
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Jiji : [trying to convince Kiki's not to buy a phone] I personally think what money you have should be spent on getting us back home or at least on buying me some decent cat food and on other things
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Jiji : [spots Kiki sleeping on the counter] Hey, message for sleepyhead, wake up you're supposed to be minding the store!
Kiki : I am, but today this place is boring.
Jiji : But it always gets busy about this time?
Kiki : I know that, that's not what I mean, I mean my customers, Jiji if nobody comes in I'm going to have to eat pancakes forever and be fat, fat, fat! Now what am I supposed to do about that?
Jiji : Well I like pancakes, provided they're not burned
Kiki : [annoyed] Look furball when you get fat and round as a pancake, you see if I care