The Dream Team (1989)
Christopher Lloyd: Henry Sikorsky
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Quotes
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Henry : 10 minutes and 47 seconds, Mr. Caufield. Boy, some patients make a therapist want to shake his head.
[Billy kicks a chair out of the semi-circle and sits down]
Henry : Straighten out that chair!
Billy : Henry, imagine this: my chair is straight and all the other chairs are out of order. There's a real mind-bender for you there.
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Billy : [about why he threw a chair through the window] I'm sorry. I just flashed back to 'Nam.
Dr. Weitzman : You never made it to Vietnam, Bill.
Henry : He's too violent for Vietnam.
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Henry : [Holds up the cupcake Albert had stolen] This is NOT okay.
Dr. Weitzman : What's that?
Henry : This is Brian's cupcake. Every day an innocent man is deprived of his dessertwhile we sit here and do nothing.
Billy : [sarcastically] Ooh, you could do some time for that, Big Al. Ooh! Brian's cupcake. Doc, I say we drag him outside and beat the shit out of him.
Dr. Weitzman : Guys, guys, Brian isn't complaining so let's just drop it, alright? Don't worry about the cupcake, Albert.
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Henry : Can you recommend a good clinical psychiatrist in the area? We seem to have lost ours.
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[They are under a large cardboard box in the rain]
Henry : I think we should review our goals.
Billy : Review our goals. Wacko, we gotta find the doctor.
Henry : Who put you in charge? I'm in charge here.
Jack : Read the New Testament, Sparky. You'll find out who's in charge.
Billy : Get outta the way!
[They bump a pedestrian]
Billy : Albert, you step on my foot one more time, I'm gonna kill ya!
Albert : Kill the ump!
Jack : Why does a grown man have to smell like tuna fish?
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Henry : [in the hospital room of whom they think is Dr. Weitzman] Father, may I say a few words? I knew this man perhaps better than anyone here. I pledge to continue his work for as long as I live.
[near tears]
Henry : He devoted his life to the treatment for the insane.
Billy : [looks at the corpse - turns to Henry] Henry, may I say a few words?
Henry : Oh certainly, William.
Billy : It's not him.
Henry : [after pause] Perhaps I'd better bring my remarks to a close.
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Dr. Weitzman : Henry, the kitchen made us some brownies. I'd like you to be in charge of passing them out.
Henry : Okay,
[points to Jack]
Henry : but none for the bishop of bullshit.
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Henry : Dr. Newald's going to be very, very, very upset. I'm going to have to make a full report.
Jack McDermott : You're a sick man. It's a sickness of the soul.
[flips Henry the finger]
Jack McDermott : Put *this* in your report!
Albert : Foul ball!
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Henry : [5:37] I'm going to have to include this in my report to Dr. Weitzman.
Jack McDermott : Call not for a doctor but for an elder of the church. Leviticus 5:14.
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Dr. Weitzman : [12:16] Now, Jack, last time we had you set a goal for yourself.
Jack McDermott : Well my original goal was to rid the world of Satan's influence and to bring Jesus Christ into the advertising business, where he belongs.
Dr. Weitzman : Yes but I think the revised version was to set a goal for Jack McDermott, not Jesus Christ.
Henry : Dr. Weitzman, he's still walking around naked. I think he still has a long way to go.
Billy : For a guy who runs the universe, I think he's scared shitless.
Billy : Let me ask you a question, you rose yourself up from the dead, right? Now did the agency give you some extra perks for that or just those extra three days off?
Jack McDermott : You weren't there! I was pulling down 100 big ones a year while you and Satan were out chasing Darryl Hannah!
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Henry : [46:28] Orginization is the key. U.S. Postal Service. I handled one of the toughest ZIP codes in the country. Ask anyone in 10021 about Henry Zikorsky.
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Henry : i think its best i hold the money we dont we dont want to have any shopping spree that could embearras the hospital or you good name.
