Columbo (TV Series)
Grand Deceptions (1989)
Peter Falk: Columbo
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Quotes
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Lieutenant Columbo : You know, Colonel, the way we always agree with one another, that's amazing, considering the fact that we really don't like one another. Would you agree with me on that?
Colonel Frank Brailie : I think I'd have to agree.
Lieutenant Columbo : You see? We agree again.
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Lieutenant Columbo : There's just one more thing, sir.
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Lieutenant Columbo : Here we have an accident on our hands. My report is gonna call this an accident. And there we go, complicating it with a lot of questions. The paperwork! It's gonna go on forever. Unless we just learn to forget about these little questions.
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Lieutenant Columbo : A woman on a well. That's a trap. I can see that.
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Lieutenant Columbo : The fatal flaw, sir. I always thought it was shoes.
General Padget : Excuse me?
Lieutenant Columbo : There was a shoe factory in Gettysburg. If General Lee hadn't needed shoes for his men, there may never have been a Battle of Gettysburg.
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Paramilitary Man #3 : Here I be. Uh, you want to know about the training battalion?
Lieutenant Columbo : I want to know about you, sir. Why you came here.
Paramilitary Man #3 : Ah, get ready for the time of anarchy.
Lieutenant Columbo : Time of anarchy?
Paramilitary Man #3 : When the elemnet tries to take over.
Lieutenant Columbo : The element, sir?
Paramilitary Man #3 : Now maybe you don't care! But they ain't gettin' me and they ain't gettin' mine!
Lieutenant Columbo : Riiiight.