Press Gang (1989–1993)
Joanna Dukes: Tiddler
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Quotes
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Tiddler : How was Warner Edison?
Colin : Dead.
Kenny : What?
Colin : He had a heart attack last Wednesday, two hours after he phoned me to come round. It was his funeral this afternoon, and they were having a sort of a gathering at his house. Do you know what I really wish?
Tiddler : What?
Colin : I wish that I hadn't pushed past the guy that opened the door, rushed into the house and shouted "Hi Warner, I'm a bunny-gram!". Do you have any idea what it's like to have every single rich and powerful person in town dressed in black and staring at you, while you're wearing a giant pink rabbit costume to a funeral? Excuse me, I'm just going into the toilet to whimper for a while.
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Lynda : Don't you think you've got something to say to me?
Spike : Suddenly, she stood before him. Their eyes met. Especially hers. Y'know, you really ought to do something about that squint.
Lynda : I don't have a squint!
Spike : Oh no! Must be me!
Kenny : Here we go!
Tiddler : Yep
Lynda : So what made you come in tonight? Don't tell me you were frightened of little old me?
Spike : You know, if you did have a squint, it might actually improve your appearance.
Lynda : If I had a squint, it would certainly improve yours.
Spike : Oh, were you being funny there? I've heard rumours about you doing this.
Lynda : I've a sense of humour, same as anyone!
Spike : Yeah, you told me once, but I thought you were joking!
Lynda : That's probably because I always laugh when I look at you!
Spike : Ha! You laugh? We'd have to use electrodes!
Lynda : Yeah, on you!
Kenny : Look, can we just stop this, please?
Spike : Tell her, she's the one that needs relaxing!
Lynda : I'm perfectly relaxed!
Spike : You're so uptight, your feet don't reach the ground!
[Lynda looks down]
Spike : Made you look!
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Tiddler : Colin, what does a rabbit mean to you?
Colin Matthews : A four pack of lucky feet.
