She's Having a Baby (1988)
Valerie Breiman: Erin
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Quotes
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Jefferson "Jake" Edward Briggs : [getting ready for bed] Oh, come on. Am I supposed to make my best friend stay in a hotel?
Kristen "Kristy" Briggs : Best friend, my ass. You haven't seen him in two years and in that time he has turned into a complete jerk.
Jefferson "Jake" Edward Briggs : Excuse me?
Kristen "Kristy" Briggs : You heard me and his girlfriend is nauseating.
Jefferson "Jake" Edward Briggs : Nauseating?
Kristen "Kristy" Briggs : [shouting] Her mother died last night, but she didn't to come! She models nude in videos!
Jefferson "Jake" Edward Briggs : She wasn't nude though. She was wearing one of those G-things.
Kristen "Kristy" Briggs : It probably wasn't a video.
Jefferson "Jake" Edward Briggs : Well, m-maybe her mother wasn't a very nice person.
Kristen "Kristy" Briggs : I don't care if she was or if she wasn't! That bitch has no feelings! And make me sick she's sleeping in our house! I'll have to burn the sheets!
Jefferson "Jake" Edward Briggs : What if it was one of your friends, huh? What if the shoe was on the other foot?
Kristen "Kristy" Briggs : I'd go barefoot!
Jefferson "Jake" Edward Briggs : [sits on the bed] Oh, jeez. Don't give me that righteous pose.
Kristen "Kristy" Briggs : Move! Move!
Jefferson "Jake" Edward Briggs : So what do you want me to do? Tell me, tell me, tell me. You want me to throw them out in the snow? You'd like that wouldn't you?
Kristen "Kristy" Briggs : Yes.
Jefferson "Jake" Edward Briggs : Well, forget it!
Kristen "Kristy" Briggs : You're not sleeping in this bed!
Jefferson "Jake" Edward Briggs : Oh, really?
Kristen "Kristy" Briggs : Anywhere but in this room or in this bed!
Jefferson "Jake" Edward Briggs : Isn't it gonna be a little bit embarrassing to have Davis know that we're fighting?
Kristen "Kristy" Briggs : Not to me.
Jefferson "Jake" Edward Briggs : [shouts] Ok, fine! Forget it! Forget it! But if he asks... I'm telling him everything.
Kristen "Kristy" Briggs : Don't forget to tell him how I feel about his girlfriend!
Erin : [downstairs in the living room] She's got some lungs when she wants them, huh?
[Davis shushes her]