- Ed Malmburg: You're supposed to be helping your brother Matt, not getting nippy with some cheerleaders!
- Dave Hechtor: Will somebody please tell me what the hell's going on?
- Ed Malmburg: Gee, it's your case, Dave.
- Matt Dunbar: Just pretend to be a student - you're supposed to be good at that kind of thing.
- Nick: Matt, no one is going to believe I am a high school kid.
- Matt Dunbar: Nick, be serious - no one believes you're a cop!
- Captain Graff: Dunbar, get me a cup of coffee, two sugars.
- Nick: Yes, sir.
- Punk Girl: Easy to see who has all the status around here, Dunbar.