The Comic Strip Presents (TV Series)

Mr. Jolly Lives Next Door (1988)

Peter Richardson: Mr. Lovebucket

Quotes 

• Mr. Lovebucket : Now if you don't kill Nicholas Parsons by twelve o'clock, I'll kill you. Make it tidy.

  [puts down a handgun] 

  Mr. Lovebucket : But if you can't do that, make it messy.

  [one of Mr Jolly's henchmen puts down a chainsaw] 

  Henchman #2 : Yeah. And if you can't make it messy...

  [puts down a pair of hand grenades] 

  Henchman #2 : ...make it noisy.

  Henchman #3 : And if you can't make it noisy...make it stupid.

  [puts down a stuffed toy rabbit]