Madonna Mendez:
Too many damn pumas.
Roberto Strausmann:
Play the part, or I'll kill you.
Roberto Strausmann:
I hate actors.
Roberto Strausmann:
Damn communists!
Jack Noah:
This is the worst slum I've ever seen!
Jack Noah:
[
after being asked to be the dead dictator's imposter] Why couldn't you get Bobby DeNiro or Dustin Hoffman?
Roberto Strausmann:
Not available! I would have given my right arm to work with Bobby DeNiro and Dustin Hoffman!
Jack Noah:
[
under his breath] They always say that about DeNiro and Hoffman.
Jack Noah:
[
comes out later dressed as Simms] Roberto! What happened? I must have fallen asleep in the meat locker.
Roberto Strausmann:
[
mouth agape at his resemblence to Simms] Bravo!
Jack Noah:
[
sticks out his tongue] On Bobby DeNiro!
Roberto Strausmann:
Who sent for you?
Dieter Lopez:
His Excellency.
Jack Noah:
Mr. Lopez... uh... Dieter.
Dieter Lopez:
These documents need your signature.
Roberto Strausmann:
He has to read them first.
Dieter Lopez:
But of course.
Roberto Strausmann:
Leave us!
Dieter Lopez:
But, these papers are very urgent, your Excellency. It's for the new dam.
Roberto Strausmann:
Damn the dam! Get out!
Roberto Strausmann:
[
to Jack, pointing to hanging meat] Japanese beef. Omaha beef.
[
pointing to a hanging corpse]
Roberto Strausmann:
Alphonse Simms.
Ralph:
Take a look. You know who that is? That's Madonna Mendez. Look at the hooters.
Roberto Strausmann:
Japanese bastards!
Roberto Strausmann:
[
to Jack] When I get back, I expect to see my president.
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