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Quotes
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Melissa : Eddie... Eddie! This isn't going to work out.
Eddie : What's the matter?
Melissa : I lied.
Eddie : Lied about what?
Melissa : About everything. You just don't turn me on, really. But c'mon, at least I gave you a chance. You just didn't come through. Anyway, I was kind of hoping Nick would come back and find you with me.
Eddie : Why'd you lie?
Melissa : You know, make him jealous.
Eddie : Rejection. Okay, fine. I can take it. I've been rejected by some of the finest science fiction magazines in the continental United States!
Melissa : Eddie, where are you going?
Eddie : To take a cold shower. I got a date with a soap on a rope.
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Eddie : [opening Michael's presents and reading the box] "Personal Penis Enlarger."
[pulls out a magnifying glass]