The Chocolate War (1988)
Doug Hutchison: Obie
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Quotes
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Archie Costello : [firm and serious tone] All right, Renault! Playtime's over. Tell us... why aren't you selling any chocolates?
Jerry : [stammering as usual] B-because... I-I don't want to.
Archie Costello : [scoffs] You don't want to? Hey, Obie!
Obie : [annoyed] What?
Archie Costello : Did you not want to come to school today?
Obie : Hell no.
Archie Costello : But you came here anyway, didn't you?
Obie : Hell yes!
Archie Costello : [to Jerry] There, you see Renault? We all have to do things that we don't want to do.
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[last lines]
Obie : [proudly] Kagan, Stanley.
Archie Costello : [lowly] Assignment?
Obie : [sighs then smiles] He has to get us naked pictures of his little sister.
[laughs at this]
Obie : No, no, no, no. No, better yet, his mom.
[laughs excitedly and ponders his feet]
Obie : Hey, Arch, no complaints, huh? You're still lucky to be in the Vigils.
Archie Costello : [unhappy at this, continues with the assignments] Three more to go.
Obie : Lydon, Jeremy.
Archie Costello : Assignment?
Obie : He has to eat his snot in front of everybody.
[laughs again at this]
Obie : [gleefully] WOOHOO! Hey, Arch.
Archie Costello : Yes?
Obie : I don't know what you're always complaining about. This is easy.
[Archie goes silent out of humiliation]