Slam Dance (1987)
Tom Hulce: C.C. Drood
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Quotes
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Helen Drood : How do you do it?
Drood : Do what?
Helen Drood : You walk in and everything falls apart.
Drood : Helen, I just got hit in the nuts with a fucking rubber chicken!
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Drood : Listen, Mrs. Raines... I'm propably gonna to be moving from here.
Mrs. Raines : What?
Drood : [shouts] Where's your hearing aid?
Mrs. Raines : What?
Drood : I'll talk to you later.
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Mrs. Raines : Mr. Drood!
Drood : I know, that's a new lock.
Mrs. Raines : This is a new lock here.
Drood : Is it? Listen, Mrs. Raines...
Mrs. Raines : I don't have a key for that.
Drood : I made you a key.
Mrs. Raines : If there should be a fire, or something...
Drood : Look, I made you this key!
Mrs. Raines : Do you have one for me?
Drood : [chuckles] Oh, God...
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Buddy : She loved you. Somebody kills her and you just blow it off.
Drood : Isn't that what you wanted? You put a fuckin' gun to my head.
Buddy : Is that what's stopping you?
[pulls the gun in question and puts it to Drood's head]
Buddy : The gun? Who do you think you're foolin'? It ain't the gun that stops us... we're just chickenshit. See, the lights are on... but nobody's home. Am I right?
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Morgue clerk : What is your name?
Drood : Uhm... I'm... a friend.
Morgue clerk : I need your name.
Drood : Nick...
[clears throat]
Drood : ... son. Nixon. Richard Nixon. It's with an X.
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Helen Drood : [after catching him with a naked woman] She's a model, right?
Drood : No. She's a secretary.
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Drood : Fugitive elf!
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Drood : [laughing maniacally] I'm a dead man, Helen!