The Princess Bride (1987)

Mel Smith: The Albino

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• Westley : Where am I?

  The Albino : [raspy voice]  The Pit of Despair! Don't even think...

  [clears throat] 

  The Albino : ... don't even think about trying to escape. The chains are far too thick. Don't dream of being rescued, either; the only way in is secret. Only the Prince, the Count, and I know how to get in and out.

  Westley : So I'm here till I die?

  The Albino : Until they kill you, yeah.

  Westley : Then why bother curing me?

  The Albino : Well, the Prince and Count always insist on everyone being healthy before they're broken.

  Westley : So it's to be torture?

  The Albino : [nods enthusiastically] 

  Westley : I can cope with torture.

  The Albino : [shakes head enthusiastically] 

  Westley : Don't believe me?

  The Albino : You survived the Fire Swamp, so you must be very brave, but no one withstands The Machine.