The Princess Bride (1987)

Carol Kane: Valerie

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• Miracle Max : Have fun stormin' da castle.

  Valerie : Think it'll work?

  Miracle Max : It would take a miracle.

• Miracle Max : Get back, witch.

  Valerie : I'm not a witch, I'm your wife. But after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that any more.

• Valerie : Ever since Prince Humperdinck fired him, his confidence has been shattered.

  Miracle Max : Why'd you say that name? You promised me you would never say that name!

  Valerie : What, Humperdinck?

  Miracle Max : Aahaahh!

  Valerie : Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck!

  Miracle Max : I'm not listening!

• Miracle Max : Get back witch!

  Valerie : I'm not a witch. I'm your wife!

• Inigo Montoya : That's a miracle pill?

  Valerie : The chocolate coating makes it go down easier. But you have to wait fifteen minutes for full potency. And you shouldn't go in swimming after, for at least, what?