The Pick-up Artist (1987)

Christine Baranski: Harriet

Quotes 

• Harriet : Ed was my second husband. Harry was my first boyfriend. This was Steve.

  Randy Jensen : So what did you do?

  Harriet : I broke his nose.

  Randy Jensen : And that was the last time you saw him?

  Harriet : Are you kidding?

  Randy Jensen : You kept seeing him and he did it again?

  Harriet : Of course.

  Randy Jensen : How soon?

  Harriet : Oh, I've no idea. Probably with the nurse who fixed his nose.

• Randy Jensen : This may sound naive, but have you considered not getting involved with these men?

  Harriet : Which men?

  Randy Jensen : All of them.

  Harriet : Come on, now. Men can be a lot of fun.

  Randy Jensen : Well, fine, fine. Good, take the fun, but why get all involved? Why depend on them? Why trust them? So they can let you down just when you thought that you could count on them?